miinji

stolen from since i dont wanna go back to sat practice

Rules:
-Pick any 7 of your OCs in a random order
-Don't look at any of the questions beforehand
-Enjoy

OCs: //too lazy to put down their full names//
1. Shira
2. Hei
3. Raenne
4. Mizuiro
5. Issa
6. Renji
7. Ryu

[1.] 1-7 State Your Names, Alliances, etcetera, and would you like a donut or milkshake?

Shira: "Shira, um. The Winter Dorm? I'm not quite sure what you mean by alliances... I guess Kahoko, Naoki and Sairus? Thought Sairus hasnt been around lately." //looks for Sairus//
Hei: "Oh f*ck. Go away I don't want to talk to you."
Raenne: "Oh?" //raises eyebrow// "Raenne, Slytherin House. And who might you be?"
Mizuiro: "...." //turns the cold shoulder//
Issa: "Issa. Tabetai, though I haven't really met anyone there yet."
Renji: "Oheyo, and who might you be cute lady? What, you're a dude? Bah doesn't matter either way."
Ryu: "Ryu, eel gijinka. I have an uke little brother named Leo but I don't know where he is right now..."

[2.] 3 and 7 go bungee jumping, but 3's cord snaps! What does 7 do?
_{how the fuck did you manage to get Raenne on a bungeejump.}

Ryu: //watches 3 fall to the ground// "eh he'll be alright. Probably."

Raenne: "That's cruel Ryu!"

_{Ryu is going to get himself killed}

[3.] 4 is cooking dinner. What do they cook?

Issa: "Whatcha making?"

Mizuiro: //boiling water//

Issa: "WHAT THAT'S IT?"

[4.] 2 and 6 are playing DDR. Who wins? (probably cuz he's more light on his feet)

Hei: "AHG DAMMIT." //rage quits//

Renji: "Yataaaa, I get your bed too. Hey, how about another round, if you beat me you get all your stuff back. If I win you have to dress up in a maid outfit for a week. Unless you're too much of a pansy to take me on"

Hei: //twitches// "Bring it on bastard"

[5.] 1 feels bored, so he/she go to a bar and get drunk, when all of a sudden a liopleurodon (giant marine reptile) shows up. What kind of chaos ensues?

Shira: //sits on the liopleurodon and sits cross legged// "YOU ARE MY SLAVE NOW-*hic* NOW GET YOUR SKINNY ASS MOVING"

[6.] 5 decides to get a perm. Where do they go to show off their amazing, huge afro?

Issa: //shows up at a strip club//

Everyone there: //repelled by the colorful afro//

_{//hithithithithithithithithit}

[7.] 1 does Make-Up on 7 while they sleep. What is 7's reaction when they wake up and see their reflection?

Ryu: "fufu, okay who was the funny boy that decided to pluck my eyebrows overnight and do this?" //snaps a branch in half//

Everyone: ".........." //points at Shira//

Shira: "TRAITORS"

[8.] 2 is hit by cupid's arrow of love and falls in love with 3 (temporarily of course). What Happens?

Hei: //cooing at Raenne, trying to get him to drink with him//

Raenne: "Um, no thanks dude really." //has Louis glaring daggers at his back//

[9.] 2 and 6 are stuck in a haunted house, with spirits trying to snatch their bodies. What do they do to get out - or do they get out at all? Dun dun duunnnn… (lets just say they are temporarily detached and end up in each others bodies ufufu)
2!6 = Renji in Hei's body
6!2 = Hei in Renji's body

6!2 = "Hey... I'm not short anymore!" //looks over at Renji and snorts// "sucker."

2!6 = "Hm..." //inspecting face in the mirror// "Cute face you got. Lemme see how many chicks I can pick up like this."

6!2 = "OI OI OI WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING?"

[10.] 7 is the victim of the crime and the accused is 4. What is the crime, and what is the verdict?
_{(raep obviousl-.......... uh oh)}
Ryu: "H-He- m-my pride." *hic*

Mizuiro: //shrugs//

Everyone else/jury:

[11.] 5 and 1 enter a talent show. Do they enter separately or together? What is their talent?
(psh together of course)
Shira: "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CATCH THE FISH ARE YOU A FREAKING LUNITARD? HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO DO A SUSHI SHOW"

Issa: //dodging them like theres no tomorrow// "I DIDNT THINK YOUD BE THROWING THEM AROUND-"


[12.] What is 2's favorite song,and what genre do they listen to?

Hei: "I listen to-"

Everyone else: "My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic "

Hei: //snaps// "YOU LITTLE SHITS-"

[13.] 6 and 3 fight zombie ninja pirates with Will Smith. What happens? Is it awesome? Or is it awesome?
_{(sadly I cant make a fool out of my OCs in this question since both of them are weapon users )}
Raenne: //ninja jumps over some barrels-_{amg barrels kill them with fire} and stabs a ninja pirate through the skull.//

Renji: //just swinging his scythe like the badass he is//

[14.] 5 and 7 go adventuring and discover some valuable once-lost treasure. How do they split it? Or if they don't decide to share - who gets it and how do they get it?

Issa: "Whoa! This is... incredibly lame. What is it?"

Ryu: //puts spectacles on like the nonprofessional he is// "This, dear Issa is a jar crafted by the Egyptians in order to store the dead's orga-wait BE CAREFUL-"

Issa: //drops it on accident//

(long pause)

Ryu: "......................" "I WILL KILL YOU-"

[15.] 1 grows to the size of a skyscraper, and 4 shrinks to the size of a marble. What do they do with their new size?

Shira: "Oh cool look," //picks up a skyscraper// "I can swing it like a bat!"

Mizuiro: //crawls in the flowerpot in the girls bathroom and waits there//

[16.] 2 now rules the world. What do they do with their newfound power?

Hei: "Everyone must be shorter than me. From here on out. That's right prepare the chainsaws you shits"

[17.] 5 catches 3,4, and 7 running around naked in the rain. Reactions?

Issa: "..................................."

Raenne & Ryu: "......................................."

Mizuiro: "I'm in my element "

[18.] 1,2 and 5 face a zombie apocalypse. They have little resources left and need to get to a safehouse far away. Who survives all the way to the safe house and how?

Shira: "Ahg damn we only have dried fish left-"

Issa: //hears fish and lays down// "That's it, you guys go on without me."

Hei + Shira: //shrug and start leaving//

Issa: "WAIT I DIDNT MEAN IT SO LITERALLY YOU BASTARDS"

(do i have to)

[19.] 6 and 1 are zapped by the genderbender. LOL. Making memes is fun
fem!Shira: "I-I I CAN'T FACE KAHO LIKE THIS, WHAT DO I DO

fem!Renji: "Oho not bad" //admiring his rack//

Tagged by _{you really like tagging me don't you perv.}

her questions
1.What do you love to draw the most?
porno of course SHOUTAS. ALL THEM LOVELY SHOUTAS.

2.Favorite Cartoon/Anime/Show?
why are you making me pick. Uhg... at the moment I'd have to go with Sankarea, Hataraku Maou-Sama! and Shingeki no Kyojin

3.Favorite Pokemon?
why are you making me pick. Again. magikarp clearly uhhggg ummm... Milotic

4.Do you read Homestuck and do you like it?
YES I DO. But I still have to catch up to it ahaha //is so behind

5.Favorite Art style? Or artists?
uhhh I have a bias towards semi-realism |D

6.Do you take Art in school, and do you like your class/teacher?
nah, not in my school. I take it outside of school, though my teacher speaks chinese and I can understand her only like... half of the time. |D

7.What kind of pokemon do you think you'd be?
magikarp hm... kuriboh. //punted// haha jkjk. probably a krabby.

8.Would you chase a bus down if you just barely missed the bus you need to take?
uh... depends on how desperately I need to be on that bus b

9.Favorite candy?
guava! Or pocky if that counts as candy

10.*ROLLS AWAY*
//like toiletpaper

(from now on im putting the old ones at the bottom and the new ones on the top //too lazy to scroll down//)
Tagged by

_{oh my cod i hate you all}
her questions:
1. What do you like most about me? O-Or you can say what you hate most about me that's fine too;; //sops I am a very mean person I'm gomen.
.... the face that you tagged me dghjfkkhdkjfahs //smacks with a golf club//

2. If we were to meet in real life, what would you first do?

I'd wiggle my eyebrows seductively and say, "hey there babe"

3. Favorite OTP?? It's the question that everyone asks every day MWAHAHAHA Can be anything<3333

UDGHJKFS UHG EVERYONE ASKS THIS QUESTION uh recently I got into Mizuiro and Hikari unf but I also like Kahira and Toto (plutoxtofu still havent decided their otp name because the parts are so strange-)

4. QUICK. THERE'S A PIECE OF TOAST COMING AT YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?

CATCH IT LIKE A DOG AND TEAR THE F***ER TO SHREDS

5. Slenderman is out to get you. WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT THEM TENTACLES??

ufufu what are you talking about dear cabbage I am slender man

6. I'm running out of questions... Do you have a question? //SLAPPED SO HARD

DOUBLE RAINBOW, DO-DO-DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY, YEAH YEAAAHHH

7. Doyoulovemeorno? //SOPS DON'T LIE I CAN SMELL THE LIIIEESSS

wellicantcomprehendyourquestionbecauesyoudontputincoddamnspaces

9. DID YOU NOTICE THERE WAS NO NUMBER 8 AHAHAHAHAHA

@$^&%$*&(%$#&*(%&#*^* YOU ALL

10. OKAY. LAST QUESTION. IF WE GOT MARRIED WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?

//PTERODACTYL NOISES//

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Rules:
1. You must post the rules.
2. Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them. I dun wanna listen to yo rools

Five things about me:

1) I'm lactose intolerant I think
2) I sound like an old man when I sing
3) I wrestle with my lil' bro a lot.
4) I'm a pedo I've been to China onry 2 times
5) uh... I'm a lazy old fart

Mango's questions:


1. Will you wear a maid outfit for me and call me goshuujinsama? Serve me tea too
I will wear the tux if necessary, buu not da maido.
I thought I already did dat ojii-san.

2. Do you like being top or bottom
WHAT. THE TOP, OBVIOUSLY

3. What's your favourite Kpop group (It's SNSD isn't it)
stop staring at their sexy legs, jin I know you are uh Shinee?

4. What's your hair colour - did you dye it?
Black with slight red? 'Tis natural

5. If you can have anything you want in the world, what would it be
Your babies a helicopter.

6. What is your cup size favourite flavour of gum
YOO SPELED FAVORITE RONG- I mean Barely Boobs hinthint and uh... Trident Layers

7. What are your conditions for letting me take you home
you straight As on your report card

8. Do you like cats or dogs? Any pets?
FERRETS. but I has none

9. yuri/yaoi/het?


10. I know that most of you are tomboys. What to pay to get you in a dress and makeup?
take me to prom Getting a picture of you in a dress and makeup

11. Say something awkward
Who poops in their hand and puts it in the toilet to make less noise-

HAHA! WOW ITS BEEN A WHILE

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3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you, and create ten (10) new questions for the people you tag to answer
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You have to tag 10 people

Ten things about me:
1. I own a mungo fluffy stuffed fox
2. I typically behave nothing like my gender
3. I have a phobia of exposing my neck and wrists
4. my voice pitches up 2 octaves when i sing
5. I have started taking Kenpo recently
6. KAGEPRO ADDICT
7. CANNOT DRIVE FOR MY LIFE
8. When I "laugh" online its more of a strong exhale from my nose
9. CANNOT STANDS SLUGS
10. wanna carrot?


SoraIta's questions:
1. Would you let me interweb rape you?
WH-but if I give you consent that isnt rape-

2. I'm a bunny *rabit noises*
//steps on the bunny

3. Can I throw you?
to the moon bby

4. click click click/...Dang...
wahahaha did you just click a porn ad- //slapped

5. sjdfwesfuhjf HAHA
WAIT WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING are you really planning on going through with this interweb rape?

8. would you let me lick your hand?
Pshhhh no slave I command you to eat it

14. MAGIC
MAHO SHOUJO

10. HI
BOOB

Eleven fourteen. Cook for me?
GTFO OUT OF MY HOUSE


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1. Do you love me? Just curious, if not then I'll just roll away forever/

what-WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS BROBRO ARE YOU MAD? ofcourseidodghjkfsh

2. Got any favorite shippings?

BananaxHei //shotshotshot recently I've gotten into MizuiroxHikari hnnng but they're both seke so i cant really determine who's supposed to go first _{angel would probably put hikari first-}

3. You seme or uke? //SLAPPEDYOUDON'THAVETOAWNSER

PSH SEME OBVIOUSLY anyone that tells you otherwise is a liar

4. Favorite type of manga?

shounen or anything with angst. ANGST.

5. Favorite food?

people
Pot stickers

6. If you were a Pokemon, what Pokemon would you be?

.... _{probably a magikarp //hithithit} NAW I WOULD BE THAT GYARADOS UGLY BUT POWERFUL AS SHET

7. FUNNY STORIES TIME

...
Once upon a time my brother had oreos. and a cup of milk.
He ate them all.
The end.

8. How would you confront your crush if your crush found out you liked them? You can write it like a script.

"WHO TOLD YOU DGJKFSHJKDG PARDON ME WHILE I SMASH THEIR SKULLS IN WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER "

9. You like Assassins Creed

dghjkfshidonthavetheplatformtoplayit

10. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN _______ (Think of the question and write an answer LMAOOOO //SHOTFOREXTREMELAZINESS )
'YOU POOP'.
I uh
_{I think of inapropro things with Mizuiro and Hikari}

Stolen from

[x] - Your mother had more than 2 children.
[  ] - You are a smoker.
[  ] - You drink a lot.  
[x] - You like to write.
[x] - You are religious.
[x] - You like to burn candles.
[  ] - You prefer juice or water over soda.
[  ] - You have ridden a horse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 4

[  ] - You have done drugs.
[  ]- You are currently a drug addict.
[x] - You are very artistic.
[x] - You like stuffed animals.
[x] - You are attracted to shiny things.
[  ] - You have eaten a bug before.
[  ] - You love cars.
[  ] - Cats are your favorite animal
[  ] - You hate animals.
[x] - You are spontaneous and random
TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You like fruit a lot.
[  ] - You drive.
[x] - You make / made good grades in school.
[  ] - You are going / are in / have been to college. I'm only thirteen mang LMAO-- sounds like a helluva lot of fun, though adfsdf
[  ] - You like for things to be very clean.
[x] - You are very messy. NEATFREAK 8D
[x] - You love to eat.
[x] - Christmas is your favorite holiday.
[  ] - You like the beach.
[x] - You hate the color pink.
TOTAL SO FAR =  14

[x] - You wear glasses or contacts.
[x] - You chat online a lot.
[x] - You always use correct grammar.  In school, yes. Online: "yo girl wassup you sao kawaii-desu my children i rabu you all"
[x] - You like to take quizzes.
[  ] - You eat out at restaurants more than you eat at home.
[x] - You enjoy swimming.
[  ] - You have more than 5 pets.
[  ] - You have more than 10 pets.
[x] - You believe in ghosts.  
[  ] - You have seen a ghost.
TOTAL SO FAR = 20

[x]- You prefer comedy movies over romance movies.
[x] - You like dancing, either doing it yourself or watching.
[  ] - You have been to a strip club.
[  ] - You drink coffee in the morning.
[x] - You like to be awake at night.
[x] - You don't go outside often. unless you count school
[x] - You love to read.
[x] - You believe in an afterlife of some kind.
[x] - You have/had short hair.
[  ] - You know how to cook well.
GRAND TOTAL =  27

Answers:
[  ]0 - 1 = Mosquito.
[  ]2 - 3 = A weed.
[  ]4 - 5 = Daisy.
[  ]6 - 7 = Janitor.
[  ]8 - 9 = Goose.
[  ]10 - 11 = Rock.
[  ]12 - 13 = Fireman.
[  ]14 - 15 = Rose.
[  ]16 - 17 = Mouse.
[  ]18 - 19 = Cow.
[  ]20 - 21 = Rabbit.
[  ]22 - 23 = Mental Patient.
[  ]24 - 25 = Grass.
[x]26 - 27 = Water.
[  ]28 - 29 = Bat.
[  ]30 - 31 = Hippo.
[  ]32 - 33 = Wolf.
[  ]34 - 35 = Vampire.
[  ]36 - 37 = Horse.
[  ]38 - 39 = Hawk.
[  ]40 - 41 = Spider
[  ]42 - 43 = Flea.
[  ]44 - 45 = Princess or Prince.
[  ]46 - 47 = President.

.... WATER? WATER? WATER?!

FML

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2. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new
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3. You have to choose 10 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
4. Go to their pages and tell them you have tagged her/him.
5. No tag backs.
6. No crap in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you're reading this." I dun wanna listen to yo rules

1. Do you have a middle name? if yes, what is it, if not, then what would you like your middle name to be, if you HAD to have one.

Ah... errr _{It's Shumin, its not my actual first name}

2. What is your most used emoticon/plz account? or if you don't know, then your favourite one?
//slapped

3. First anime/game/fandom that you got into?
I-Inuyasha- OH WHY HATH I STOPPED-

4. ISN'T FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST THE MOST PERFECTLY AWESOME THING EVERRR?!?//shameless/
HORY BEJEBUS ADGLKHFKLS YES IT IS I WOULD MARRY IT IF I COULD- //slapped

5. What is your favourite word and its meaning (and if you can be bothered, why?)
Money. //slapped Errrrr... fish? its a noun... of this, thing with fins. and it can swim in the ocean... =7=/

6. How many languages can you speak, and what are they?
Sorta Mandarin, little bit of French and Engrish ' v `

7. Post your favourite deviation/scrap here ' v '
EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO THE AWESOMENESS OF YUUMEI

8. Look out side your window, and tell me the type/classification of cloud you see.
I SEE NO CLOUDS

9. um um. Any weird/interesting/random quirks or habits?
I... drop knives on my foot /slapped Spit celery strands into my water bottle? e v e

10. Have you played Yume 2kki?? is it good?? * p * //slapped What are your thoughts on life right now?
NO WHAT IS THAT //weeps
GTFOOFMYROOM- no harsh thoughts, everything's happy ~(' 7 ')~

//totallynotprocrastinating

Tagged again by:

Her questions:
1. Have you read/watched Hunger games?
Ive read it... and ive decided I dont like Katniss

2. Are you sorry you even met me? If you wouldn't have, you could have not get tagged.
No why would i think that?! D8 though getting tagged like this orz...

3.What is your favorite animal?
FURRET FERRET

4.Any good comedy TV shows recently?
Nope. D8 only Legend of Korra, but that isnt really a comedy based series

5.What is your favorite season?
WINTER IT IS AWESOME

6. Have you heard of Skyrim?
NUO wassat?

7.What would you do if you had swapped bodies with your best friend?
think "dammit why isnt my best friend a dude"

8.Where EXACTLY do you live?
this question does not seem stalkerish at all somewhere on earth

9. What is your favorite type of clothing? (Casual, sport, pijamas(IDK), etc.)
BLACK clothes.

10. Do you like RPing?
Sure =7= its fun when people actual focus at times

stole this from JayLumeiruuuPrinceDiemkiddleht //slapped

Confession 1: Your biggest fear.
a-ax murders, _{and axe users}

Confession 2: Worst Nightmare.
My dad getting kidnapped by weird aliens and turned into a mutant fish. it still terrifies me ;;  

Confession 3: Something you wish you could forget.
How I nearly found a bug in my broccoli once _{//nevertouchesbroccoliagain}

Confession 4: Best dream.
One with godzilla and kingkong wailing at each other and tornadoes tearing everyone to shreds

Confession 5: Favorite memory.
Every Christmas I get to spend with my whole family

Confession 6: Worst experience.
Sitting alone at the tennis courts waiting for my dad for hours

Confession 7: Biggest pet peeve.
WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME HOW TO SAY THEIR NAME IN CHINESE. WHY DONT YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY

Confession 8: Something you're paranoid about.
Basements, windows and ax murderers im never going to get over that

Confession 9: What you thought of your current best friend when you met them.
; 7 ; I-I have too many best friends. But My friend Lisa... I met her before she was even born //slapped

Confession 10: Your strongest principle/belief.
Never procrastinate.

Confession 11: What annoys you the most.
Narcissistic people and when people dont shut the door when i ask them to  

Confession 12: Something you want to do before you die
Meet several of my internet friends ; A ; WHY MUST YOU ALL LIVE SO FAR AWAY

Confession 13: Biggest regret.
not studying SAT words when I was younger //slapped uh... being a terrible friend to someone I knew since 1st grade ;;

Confession 14: Hidden talent.
I.................... uh........................................ have a flexible tongue?

Confession 15: Favorite thing about yourself.
nothing. really. ; 7 ;/

Confession 16: One thing you would change about yourself if you could.
Be more confident irl eheheh orz

Confession 15: Worst habit.
chewing my lip until it bleeds?

Confession 16: Most important person in your life at the moment.
Parents, friends and God~

Confession 19: A skill you wish you had.
I wish I had better intuition ;;

Confession 20: Biggest compliment you've ever received.
"C'est tres beau." =7="

Confession 21: What you hate most about society.
Hypocrites

Confession 22: Something that makes you cry.
When my parents start fighting and throwing things

Confession 23: Something that makes you laugh.
AMAZING USERNAMES. LIKELIKE- poisoningpigeonsinthepark and and vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge and karysimaginarycat

Confession 24: Most treasured possession.
my friends and family.

Confession 25: Something no-one expected you to like.
Deadly Disease plushies dont judge now

Confession 26: Strangest hobby.
leaping down staircases _{im surprised i haven't broken my neck yet}

Confession 27: Biggest ambition.
To be helpful to someone. And to get into Carnegie Mellon, PA

Confession 28: Something stupid you used to believe in when you were younger.
That Wegmans and Walmart were the same store

Confession 29: A random confession.
I have shiny legs, and the shine on my shins bother me

Confession 30: A few words to, honestly, describe yourself.
insane, tsundere, yandere, is-only-good-at-cooking-eggs, dislikes-sunnysideup, impatient, religious, fails-at-honesty

oh lord help us I'm a complete manian